AAAAAARRRRGGGG!!! The radio is playing Another Brick in the Wall... please, someone, kill me...
You see, it's my ex's favorite song... OH!! Thank god, it's over... Whew!!
So... onto other things... my current boyfriend (whose a complete doll) doesn't have any weird favorites songs... except the "woo hoo song", as he calls it... god... *hangs head* It's not that bad a song, it's just..."woo hoo"...?! I believe it's called something like, Cherry Tree...or something...
Hey, at least he's not obsessed with cars, or bikes, or something awful like that... My friend's ex-boyfriend loves bikes...and it's just bikes this bikes that, I love my bike, I want to jump my bike, my bike is so pretty...he didn't pay any attention to my friend...men!
However, my boyfriend (let's just call him Oliver...), is a gamer...oy...and a Trekkie!! OY!!
Not that there's anything wrong with gamers or Trekkies, not like there's any great defect or anything...but still... On the other hand, the ex I was talking about earlier, he has a hobby, too...hunting! He's a fricking HUNTER! Oh, if you didn't know, I'm a vegetarian...but even if I wasn't... hunting?! When I compare him to Oliver, I thank god that he dumped me... at the time I was sad, but now I realize the gianormity of the bullet I dodged...
So, Oliver and I are cooking up a masterfully evil plan to turn my BFF bi... so far, I've gotten her to lick my tongue... and, of course, Oliver doesn't mind... ;) the dirty bastard... >:) if it were a guy, though... I wonder what he'd say... would he get extremely jealous, or extremely hurt? Or neither... Well, whatever he felt, he doesn't have anything to worry about... :-*
I'm away right now... visiting my dad... and a friend of his is having their 60th birthday... and there will be guys my age there... and they're hot... and they're my type... and I won't want them. Then again, they probably wouldn't even take one look at me... what is it they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder? Well, they sure as hell are right... I miss Oliver so much... and it's strange to say that because his name isn't Oliver... and I don't know any Olivers...
When I get home... well, I can't just see him... but I wish I could! Hey, they're playing Rock Lobster on the radio!! YAY!!!! But it wasn't a rock... it was a rock LOBSTER!!! Heh heh, I just pulled an 'ooh, shiny!'...
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Yeah, that boy did like bikes...a bit too much i think. i sure did dodge a bullet as well. lucky us. i wonder if he will ever be dedicated to someone. can you marry a bike in... Canada? lucky him if he can. he can ride the bride constantly if he so pleases. hehe.
he's a good guy though...just not very intouch with himself or others when it comes to relationships. we had fun together, but i think the whole thing has left me cautious of men...even with the good ones i don't feel ready to trust. i think i am too ready to have a guy do somthing stupid or heartless. i usually have more faith than that. i guess them men things have to win it back.
You dirty, dirty little girl! You look so prim and proper, but then you open your mouth... And it's penis this, boobies that, a little vagina here, butt raping there... Ack! Then again, I'm no better >:)
Did I teach you? Did I corrupt your poor little mind? Oh, I'm sorry... NOT! ;)
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