I just can't stand it!

Aahh!
My ex-roommate is pissing me off! First she kicked me out of my room, and now she's being a bitch. Apparently I hit on her when we were still roommates. She's not even that pretty! Sure I'm pansexual, but it's not like I wanna get with every girl I see. Well, actually... But not her! I find her repulsive and grotesque. That was purely arrogant of her, primarily to assume that I was queer and then to assume that I'd hit on her. I don't hit on girls. I am a girl. I know what it's like to be hit on by unwanted people. I only hit on the girls that hit on me.
And now, I think she stole my ear phones! And when I was asking her about it, she just shut the door on me. How dare she! I was always nice to her and I always respected her space and when she asked me politely to do something, I did it! She never told me anything was wrong, and out of the blue she comes up with all these problems I have: I didn't clean up my side of the room, I got dressed too slowly (obviously she didn't like that extra few seconds of nudity), I played computer games too late in the night (like she didn't shower and blow dry her hair at one in the morning), etc.
Today, not 30 minutes ago, she saw me lying on the couch and she went up to me and said, "Suzane, I'm reall-- Oh! I'm sorry!" (Suzane is the dorm parent). I look nothing like her!! Even from behind!! Plus she's kind of... chubby... I think it was meant to be an insult, because her boyfriend told Sweety who told me that the reason she wanted to move me out was because I hit on her, so I said to her boyfriend "Hate you too, sweety" as he was walking away from me because this was right after Sweety had told me about what she said to him, and I was feeing a little pissed, and he was staring at me and Sweety funny. [/littlebitchrant] *gasps for breath*
She's so annoying!!